Don't be fooled...it's all a clever ruse. Though corgi has been waiting all day with baited dog breath for beloved master to come home, corgi has actually spent a fun-filled day raiding the fridge, turning over the trash, chewing on a rather expensive looking leather shoe, napping right in the middle of the forbidden bed (corgi loves the smell of new comforters), enjoying a two hour stare-down with a squirrel through the back window followed by a two-hour bark-down with said squirrel which ended in frustration that was taken out on the couch pillow. All this was of course sprinkled with intermittent general terrorization of the cat who, if all goes well, will be blamed for any evidence left of the aforementioned crime-filled day. Life is good. Original 4 x 4 gallery-wrapped mini painting to be auctioned on ebay.