Bringing Home a Drunken Irishman...

An Irishman is in a pub about as drunk as it’s possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, and he keeps falling down. He falls down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud. After they get to his house, he falls down another four times while getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door and one of the guys says, “We brought your husband home.” The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"

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